Did you happen to catch the Miss USA pageant Sunday night — (check out the 50 lovlies slide show.) I missed it because I was trapped in internet hell while my wireless signal kept dropping me as I tried to beat the clock to post a “happy hour” article before a deadline. Let’s just say it wasn’t a very happy hour.
Meanwhile, for background noise, somehow our channel surfing stopped on Samuel L. Jackson’s classic “Snakes on a Plane.” I have just one question – what kind of drugs was the freak on who wrote that screenplay? What in the psychotic cobras! If you haven’t seen it, I can sum up the whole movie in three sentences. Someone wants to kill a certain passenger so he packs a box full of poisonous snakes and a bomb into the cargo hold on a 747. The bomb goes off mid-flight, which releasing the snakes throughout the entire jet as they attempt to terrorize and kill all the passengers (including Kenan from Kenan & Kel.) The worst snake murder is the couple who “gets it” while “doing it” in the lavoratory, naked. Sucks, huh? (Their death and the movie.) Anyway, for this — I missed Miss USA.
As a result, I was doubly disturbed that I missed the big brew-ha-ha over Miss California’s answer to her “big question,” not to mention the bathing suits, evening gowns and all the hype and Continue reading